Hi this is Avarice, and welcome to Damnation.

It's a portal for all my little web thingies. One stop shop for all those things that I struggle to update on a semi-regular basis. Don't be shy, click away.

We all know why this layout is the way it is. It's Johnny Knoxville. He's an idiot. He does stupid things to his body that hurt. He does stupid things to other people that hurt. And you know what? It wouldn't be nearly as entertaining as it is if he wasn't so damned pretty. Johnny has hips sculpted from heaven's finest cherubs. They'd be lickable, if he didn't like to splatter his body with poo.

Links are at the top, and to revisit the excitingness of this page again, just hit the little Jackass skull. You know you want to.